Happy Rapture Eve!

May 20, 2011 by Sara

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It’s the end of the world as we know it. – R.E.M.

So tonight is the day before ‘The Rapture’ also known as Judgment Day, a good reason as any to party your ass off and then repent. If you do, just make sure to convert  wholeheartedly before 6:00 PM on Saturday in order to be saved.

Some Christians believe that at the strike of 6 PM on May 21st, 2011, Jesus Christ will descend back to earth to take his true believers to heaven. Those that are left behind will have 5 months, also referred to as the End of Days, to suffer another fate.

So basically everyone else is screwed on October 21, 2011 when everyone who was left behind will apparently be scorched in a giant fireball.  There’s something about zombies too but I can’t figure out how that ties in. Maybe we get barbecued and then the zombies eat us? Dunno…

Um, ok…

Don’t think this is serious? Watch this…

Those people are not messing around!

Kind of made me rethink what if? Better hedge my bets right? Even the CDC has posted an Apocalypse manual. That’s the US government right?!

So how do you know if you are going to be Raptured?

Here’s a nifty little flowchart from Peas and Cougars: to help you figure out where you stand:

 

According to that, it’s not great news for me since I stole gum when I was five.

Oh well…

This cartoon kind of sums my opinion on the Rapture:

 

So how am I going to spend Rapture Eve?

I think I’m going to snuggle with kiddos and then maybe watch a movie with my hubby after they go to sleep… Terminator 2: Judgement Day perhaps?

Ya think Ah-nold is getting left behind or what?

Or maybe The Rapture with Mimi Rodgers and David Duchovny. X-Files sex-addict guy does biblical end of days? Has to be good right?

 

Rapture Eve or not I’m going to kick back and relax.

Good luck everyone.

See you tomorrow?